severecauses

Bought a new better soap....Im on my way to flawless lmao

severecauses

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my momma the type to worry about a broken glass than to check if her daughter is actually okay or injured. Its the first and last thing she would worry about . Not me. she would give me a humorless chuckle then say, " you should've broke the tv too! cause that would be better! " then I be like., " ma, i didn't mean it. " then she be like, " you should do it on purpose next time! " then worry about the fucking glass again than my fucking cut.