sebaceoussnape

Sebaceous: pertaining to oil or fat

This is my third attempt at a decent 'about'.

The first one I wrote was fantastic. It was heartfelt and descriptive and I was really proud of it. That is, until my internet fucked up and deleted the entire thing, of course.

(It was a passage I wrote for who knows what reason and it took me over half an hour to write it because I'm pathetic)

The second one actually made me want to vomit. Some of you have probably seen it before, but it no longer exists, so I've got that going for me.

I am a deeply uninteresting person, so I shall simply attempt to make myself appear less mundane.

My favorite subject is science.

My school is plastered with hidden swastikas (as of when I am writing this, I have found three).

I am deeply interested by anatomy, however weird that sounds, and my favorite science is biology.

I like writing and reading books about disabilities (no shit, sherlock).

Harry Potter is my biggest obsession. I have read the series eleven times through since 2015.

The longest time I have ever stayed awake is 247 hours, which is only 17 less than the record (without stimulation).

I'd like to be one of those people who only use lowercase letters, but I'm not cool enough.

My best friend in the whole wide world is my smartphone, which I purchased from the local K-mart for $24, because I'm just rich like that.

That's really it.