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kevin: come to the dark side son!
devlin: meh.
kevin: son!
Julie_Yamamoto
Kenny: *pokes Devlins cheek*
Brotimes are you alive?
scarletwarl0ck-
kevin: it’s nice that You are so excited but try not to overdo it, remember last time?
kenny: what happened last time?
devlin: . . . i got banned from the local zoo for stealing a lion cub.
scarletwarl0ck-
devlin, meeting ellie: who are you? ?
ellie: i’m your sister!
devlin: i HaVe A sIsTeR? ! 0.0
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@HybridOsmosian devlin: okay, let’s try to get you back home little one * gets ellie off of their dad & leaves *
HybridOsmosian
@scarletwarl0ck- Kevin: Maybe *looks down to see Ellie hugging him* I don’t know little one
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@HybridOsmosian devlin: . . . maybe it’s just another dimension you thinking the same thoughts as you? ellie: * hugs kevin * where mommy?
scarletwarl0ck-
ben: you kids go out & have fun!
devlin & kenny: * smirking mischievously at each other *
ben: nOT THAT KIND OF FUN!
HybridOsmosian
@scarletwarl0ck- Kevin: Yup. //not even joking, I had this happen to me when I was dating my gf at the time. All these guys kept trying to ask me out. It was annoying
HybridOsmosian
//I legit feel like Kevin would’ve a talk with Devlin that’s similar to the song Terrible Things by Mayday Parade
AlienPossumRat
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You don’t call. You don’t write. You don’t come to fucking visit me. I thought I was your favorite uncle, kid.
AlienPossumRat
@scarletwarl0ck- See kid, this is why I told your dad to never fall in love. It never ends well. It’s best to be an eternal bachelor like me
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@AlienPossumRat as far as i know dad & aunt gwen haven’t spoken since he nearly attacked her last time when she rejected him awhile back.
scarletwarl0ck-
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kidnapper: we have your best friend.
devlin: let me speak to him.
kidnapper: go ahead, you’re on speaker.
devlin: dumbass. * hangs up *
Julie_Yamamoto
@scarletwarl0ck- After the ass kicking Kenny: wow fast work *dust hands off* we did a good job.
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kenny: hey! i just met you, & this is crazy. * points to devlin * you have my pencil. GIVE IT BACK RIGHT NOW!
devlin: okay, here— * gives back a chewed up pencil *
kenny: * rage quits * YOU LITTLE—
Julie_Yamamoto
@scarletwarl0ck- Ken would get hit by said magic and fall back onto his butt. "Owwww that hurt." He would grumble as he got up again and dusted off. "Now get over her fly." Ken would say as he ran after Kenny to try and snatch him down from the sky.
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@Julie_Yamamoto devlin grew some stinkfly wings before he crashed into a wall. “ guess not, ” he quipped shooting red magic towards kenny.