Carrot at Heart

Hi! I'm Sage! If you have interest in me (or any of my fan fictions), then cool! Welcome! But if not then.... Wtf dude? Why are you stalking my profile?

So I hear that Niall enjoys girls with curly brown hair, an American accent, and a cute sneeze. *wiggles eyebrows*

I  LIKE NARWHALS AND I LITERALLY JUST DISCOVERED THAT THEY AREN'T MYTHOLOGICAL!!!

My besties for da resties are @awkward_annna @teamtwilightsparkle and @lovelykupcakes

I have a not so diabolical plan to see Niall in concert and attract his affections (which will be difficult because being ugly is unattractive).

Emily has less hand sanitizers than me (and she probably always will).

Kathleeb wiggles her eyebrows at and says "Aye".

Darcy and I watch Ever After High.

Ashley screams randomly.

Lia is the hedgehog of my heart. Okay?

Sydney is like a drug dealer.... But with pens.... She is also better at drawing a T-Rex surfing on a wave of Kool-Aid than I am.

The Holy Trinity deals drugs. God finds clients, Holy Spirit supplies, Jesus deals.

Anna is Romeo. I am Juliet. Don't question it, just let it be shipped.

I have so many ships that I just don't know how to express into words, gosh dangit.

Niall Horan makes me mentally unstable. 
One Direction makes me mentally unstable.
Fan fictions make me mentally unstable.
My friends make me mentally unstable.
Zayn leaving 1D makes me mentally unstable.
The fact that narwhals are real makes me mentally unstable.
So in other words I'm a mentally unstable teen with the liability to have a freaking mental breakdown.

When I was at a 1D concert I screamed to Niall "I love you!" and hE SaiD iT BAcK!

Updates (I'm not faithful, so don't take my word):

Niall Horan for a Week- Sundays
Unlucky Me- Tuesdays
No Control- Thursdays
Make a Wish- Fridays 
Diana-Saturdays