What is up, my home dog? You've stumbled upon a shitty teenage lesbian, coasting through life on dad puns and awkward winks.

Snapchat: @sevengnomes
Instagram: @sappphica
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My Obsessions include but are not limited to:
Yuri on Mother Fuckin Ice
Otayuri is life, broheem
Newt Scamander
Harry Potter
The Noble House Slytherin
BBC Sherlock
Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji)
Ouran High School Host Club
Game of Thrones

"My philosophy is if you worry, you suffer twice." ~ Newt Scamander

"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming, or tedious." ~ Oscar Wilde

I'm an ashamed American who is RFD (Ready For Death™).

Don't feel shy trying to talk to me, I'm honestly the chillest person I know (and that includes all my stoner friends)
  • Probably riding the Struggle Bus
  • JoinedSeptember 28, 2014

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sappphica sappphica Dec 07, 2015 07:19PM
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