How does a bastard, orphan, daughter of a whore and and a deadbeat get adopted by- Lin-Manuel Miranda?

Kayla is living at an abusive orphanage. Her parents gave her away as soon as she was born. what happens when she meets her favorite actor while sneaking out onto the streets of Boston.

"I would hate to believe that you honestly hate me that much." "can't you read minds or whatever? Shouldn't you know If I hate you or not?" "Well Loki you're remarkable at blocking everyone...