samarrr_arijjj

i play solitaire like an old white lady but i’m not even good at it so it’s not fun anymore

samarrr_arijjj

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oh my godddd i fell asleep at my girlfriend’s house and failed to let my uncle know he probably thinks i fucking DIED

samarrr_arijjj

that was NOT a lmao moment.  like he genuinely was about to call the police
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