number 1 simp!! I graduated from delulu university to get my degree in being the new dark star god but i got rejected and painted myself red and started throwing bricks at people but then they threw it back and i woke up in a strange place and got a job working for i m p or something and THEN i got sent back to the human wurld and fulfilled my dreams of becoming an IKEA lampshade! <3 pansexual, any pronouns idgaf and fictorose!! i write oc fics and tsams fics!! current obsession and fictional husband: tsams and carme!!