meet julietta from my hermione fic cause she's an icon:
"What do you mean I didn't get to see Malfoy turned into a ferret?" She groaned loudly, resting her forehead against Callisto's sleeve like a child denied sweets. "I leave for two minutes to powder my nose, and I miss the single greatest humiliation of the century."
Jiwon, utterly unbothered, slid Julietta's bag onto her lap. "Told you to hurry."
Julietta cracked one eye open to glare at her. "You encouraged me to go. I hand you my bag like a dutiful friend and in exchange I miss — " she flung her hand toward the general Slytherin table, " — the most glorious humiliation of my cousin's life."
"You mean my classmate's life," Callisto murmured, unbothered.
"Same thing," Julietta sighed, lifting her head again. Her eyes found Jiwon's, narrowing. "Why didn't you stop it? Delay him? Trip him on the way out of the classroom so I could catch up?"
"Because I'm not insane," Jiwon replied, calmly spearing a potato. "And because you told me to go ahead."
Julietta gasped. "I trusted you with my bag, not my destiny!"
Callisto, who had been eating in silence up until now, tilted her head ever so slightly toward Julietta. “Perhaps destiny doesn’t wait on powder rooms.”
Julietta turned on her, scandalized anew. “Are you siding with her? You’d betray me for potatoes?”
Callisto blinked once, slow and owlish, and then returned to her soup.
Julietta groaned and slumped back against Jiwon like she’d been mortally wounded. "This is the story I was meant to tell our grandchildren, Ji. I was robbed of history."
Jiwon set down her fork, eyes cool. "If you're planning grandchildren with me in this scenario, you should probably let me know first."
Callisto snorted softly into her soup. Julietta smacked Jiwon's arm, indignant. "That's not the point!"
