Simp ♡

I HAVE TWO PETS DUCKS, THEIR NAMES ARE EGGWARD AND EGGATHA AND THEY'RE ABOUT A WEEK OR TWO OLD

CRISPY ISN'T DEAD :D

Also, Crispy is dead

YESTERDAY I WAS WORKING IN A HAUNTED HOUSE AND I MADE A COUPLE TODDLERS CRY  USUALLY I WOULD SCARE A GROUP IF THEY HAD A CHILD UNDER 3 FEET TALL BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT THE ONE GROUP HAD A TODDLER AND I WENT ALL OUT, SHAKING BARS, SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, AND STICKING MY ARM OUT OF THE BARS, THAT KID WAS TERRIFIED! MY FRIEND MADE A GROWN ASS MAN SCREAM AND CRY

It's 12:48 am, I am singing dead girls walking from heathers, while waiting for water to boil so I can make a ramen cup

I have won against the mouse. They are not dead, they are just terrified of me. I named them Crispy. 

THERE'S A FUCKING MOUSE IN MY GODDAMN CLOSET EATING A SNICKERS BAR FROM 2021 HALLOWEEN, I'M FUCKING SCARED RN

Wanna fucking cry rn over the fireworks  it's too fucking early for this shit, wait a day for actual 4th of July US, AHHHHHH, it's 10:41 pm and I fucking hate this shit . Today I discovered I hate fireworks, they're too fucking loud. Reason I've lost count to hate living in the US :D

My little pony, my little pony
          What is friendship all about
          My little pony, my little pony
          Friendship is magic
          I used to wonder what friendship could be
          (My little pony)
          Until you all shared its magic with me
          When I was young I was too busy to make any friends
          Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends
          But my little ponies, you opened up my eyes
          And now the truth is crystal clear, as splendid summer skies
          And it's such a wonderful surprise
          I used to wonder what friendship could be
          (My little pony)
          Until you all shared its magic with me
          When danger makes me want to hide, you'll Rainbow Dash to my side
          Kindness is never in short supply, once smitten twice Fluttershy
          For honesty no pony can deny, you are the Applejack of my eye
          A heart that shines so beautiful, a Rarity to come by
          And you all make fun and laughter as easy as Pinkie Pie
          I used to wonder what friendship could be
          (My little pony)
          Until you all shared its magic with me
          Our friendship's magic and it's growing all the time
          A new adventure waits for us each day is yours and mine
          We'll make it special every time
          We'll make it special every time
          What a wonderful wonder friendship brings
          (My little pony)
          Do you know you're all my very best
          Friends, you're my very best
          (Friends!) Friends, you're my very best
          (Friends!) Friends, you're my very best
          (Friends!) Friends

Feel good about it