Alexa

@Humda_ 
            
            I had a dream I bit someone yesterday because they tried to steal my phone 

@Little_Petite_ 
            
            Me too XD I legit just check IG for them despite being busy 

@SardonicBeauty 
            
            No, no, no, noooooo stick to the stuff you know. If you wanna be cool, follow one simple rule

@LightsCammyAction 
            
            LOOK AT ALL THESE CHICKENS 

@TheBibicalSinner 
            
            I was out getting rent money man 

@Legallyspoilt 
            
            UMMMM EXCUSE YOU!!

@zipzaplara 
            
            PIKACHU<3

@Little_Petite_ 
            
            The only relationship I’ve got going 

@TheBibicalSinner 
            
            Why were there strippers? 

@randomsweetstuff It was a wake. 

@TheBibicalSinner 
            
            You practically threw a party when you signed. Not my fault you didn’t read the fine print (: 

*Types 911 on microwave*

@LightsCammyAction 
            
            I’m calling the police 

No, it’s a crayon!