Rosella Nintai

DRIVING 4 HOURS TO SEE @1abcTrashabc1 

I started humming the sex offender shuffle at a charity event.... whoops....

Thanks for following me 

I SHIP MYSELF WITH @1abcTrashabc1 WHO DO YOU SHIP YOURSELVES WITH

My mum thinks that Jake Paul is the guy that sings Jones' Barbecue and Foot Massage

YOU SEEM REALLY COOL 

do you know how satisfying it is to sit at a table with three guys at Olive Garden who are all hitting on the waitress and you're the one that gets her number 

you know how if you play classical music while you're pregnant you'll supposedly make your baby smart? What happens if you listen to P!ATD and Muse on repeat, does your baby come out with an emo fringe and social anxiety?

normal adults to their babies:
          shhh baby don't cry I'm here
          
          me:
          Don't cry
          
          craft

fuck Beauty and the Beast... did you see the way sneaky beast grabbed Maurice's ass? YALL THINK I DIDNT SEE THAT MOVEMENT, DISNEY? I'm renaming it:
          
          Maurice and the Beast. 
          
          Let the fanfics roll in