Shiza Ronald

You have just opened my account. You see my profile picture and my freaky name. You look towards my bio, hoping for something interesting. You press the 'more' button and raise your eyebrows. 

Welcome *inclines head while counting cash with cigarette in mouth*

Lesson #1: I'm a fangirl. Don't fight me. You. Will. Not. Survive.
Lesson #2: Don't mention Death Cure.
Lesson #3: I'm a complicated person. Don't judge me until you know me.
Lesson #4: I'm usually a fun person to talk to, so if you just wanna have a chill conversation... Hit me up 
Lesson #5: If you are one of those people who gets all triggered for no goddamn reason; get off my frickin profile
Lesson #6: i have a PhD in being a couch potato.
Lesson #7: I AM ARMY #swaeg
Lesson #8: NO TALKING ABOUT EXERCISE IN FRONT OF ME. NO. JUST NO.
Lesson #9: Part of the International Wildflower Pack... Officially *dabs* 
Lesson #10: In the end tho, I am a proud Hufflepuff. *raises eyebrow* Got something to say?

*nods and purses lips while handing over katana* 
You are ready grasshopper. Do not fail me...