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Me: how many bullets does it take to kill a newt
          Sister: I hate you, and your mommy killing jokes
          Me: I just want to know, like how did newt break his fall
          Sister: I could say the same for Sherlock 
          Touché 

Sister: I was right he was alive 
          Me: who
          Sister: hide
          Me: really I thought kaneki ate him for diner *rolling eyebrows*
          Sister: this is why your favorite sister 

Me: what's sweeter then flapjacks 
          Sister: *cries* sweets, doesn't deserve this 
          Me: I know 

Sister: *running down the stairs* No No No No
          Me: what's wrong 
          Sister: Nothing 
          Me: you watched hide's death scene again
          Sister: *grabs pillow off couch* how many times do I have tell you if you talk about it. It never happens *starts hitting me with pillow*
          Me: *trying to shield myself* ok I get it 
          Sister: good *leaves the house* no no no no
          One minute later
          Neighbor: *calls* 
          Me: *pick up the phone* yes, sir
          Neighbor: she at it again 
          Me: I know just deal with it

Thank you so much for your votes! Each one is HIGHLY appreciated.
          
          ~Love Lena <3

Sorry for demon Prince and the Jerza fnafiction. But I'm re getting them back on. Just have re write, so please don't send me evil thoughts  

My old sister is trying to pretend to be blind. With her eye closed an covered by a sock, rope, and sunglasses. To walk around to locate things she is using a curtain rail 

Your welcome

Hi!!!! XD
          

thanks for voting my navia story xD