✨boyf✨

..hi?
They/them pronouns for now i guess? Or just all/any idk





 
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✨i love society, well i used to✨

✨officer i dropkicked that child in self defense✨

✨if she doesnt play the craft she doesn't get the shaft✨

✨Fish are fucking weird dude, maybe it's the fact that they don't- they don't have dicks✨

✨I'm not gay, I just can't read✨





oh yeah side note im kinda just not here anymore