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once, i ate an edible before at my friends house and they looked like brownies and i though his mum made them so i took a bunch if them and ate the tray and i was baked asf, it was like a coma, i was sat on his bed with brownie crumbs everywhere and my pupils were dilated so much they almost took over my iris and i could only mumble out random shit that made my friend think that i was gaining more knowledge from cannabis infused chocolate, he claimed that i recited some kind of chant that made him think i was possessed since when he came into his room i had eaten the crumbs and made it look like i had my spirit sucked out of me XD 

i just woke up in the bathtub and i don’t know what time it is, my back hurts and it turns out the bleach worked and ya boi has blonde eye brows, if my father could see me now, so i’m just going to flop on my bed and scream

i had a breakdown in the bathroom and found my dad’s bleaching shit and put it in my eyebrows i-
          
          
          
          i’m just sitting in the bathtub crying bro

the last one didn’t announce properly so i’ll repost it XD
          
          i’m making a q&a chapter so comment your questions and all here so i can answer them, it can be about anything you’d like and i’m chill with the topic!

my dad is out
          
          
          now i get to s n e a k o u t

if a tomato is a fruit that makes ketchup jelly

i want ✨ cuddles ✨

lol when your aunt you never knew you had comes over and immediately tries to steal your new dog

the pfp is me covering ur eyes so u don't watch ur unholy stuff again

watching my dad shout at pissy lawyers through the phone is rather entertaining to listen to as well as view, he likes to stand on the sofas and cuss them out on loosing his clothes 
          
          he’s now in the kitchen eating ramen like nothing has happened and i’m concerned 
          
          i need help he’s too quiet