Am I supposed to write something interesting here?

*whispers yes*

Yes?

Okay, Lego

Let's start with some life lessons l've learned
~

If you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can always be the hoe.

I don't run. And if you ever see me running you should start running too. Because something is probably chasing me.

If I my mom stops her car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, bitch, KNEES TO CHEST!

Moving on to questions....
~

I talk about wanting a "boyfriend"
But I don't even know what I'd do with one.
Like what, do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner?
How often does it eat???

If I asked you to name all the things you love, how long would it take before you named yourself?

What you you ask for, if you knew the answer was yes?

Now for some facts about me,
~

I'm in so many fandoms, I've lost track of how many I'm in.

My music taste is so hard to describe. It's literally everything except for the songs I don't like.

The most exciting part of my day is, when I finally go to bed at night and start creating imaginary scenarios in my head.

I'm the type of person who replies 5 seconds later or 5 days later.

If I reply with "oh" I either don't give a fuck or I feel like I've been punched in the throat.

If I had a dollar for every time I'd wanted to die, I'd want to live.

That was so deep even Adele couldn't roll in it.

*whispers something*

Yes. Yes, I did get all of those off the internet.

Other things
~

Right before I die, I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting.

*winks and smirks at the same time because I know how to multitask*

IF YOUR EVER SAD, TRY SAYING "BUBBLES" IN THE ANGRIEST VOICE YOU CAN TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!

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