》What made you stumble upon this godforsaken place?...《

It is I, the manifestation of all trauma, peak comedy, cheesy but weird romances, trauma and beyond! Just like many authors, I focus all my mental problems onto pages and pages full of sloppily scribbled letters, words, phrases, stories.

While my favourite characters are mostly hidden in the background - if even plot relevant - I show my affection towards them by making them suffer the most. Yes, as an ordinary reader as you are, it seems hard - if not impossible - to determine which character is my certain favourite. Nononooo, of course I know it myself, I just want you to- eh, have a guess!

Also, I have no control over my characters. They simply do what they want and when- Holy %@$#,<">#,">@$#,</a> Tony, stop pointing that finger gun at me!... Okay okay- OKAY! I WILL KEEP WRITING, Iwilldoanythingtokeepthemfromescapingthepages, I swear!!