just pizza you weirdo

people you want to see in the fanfic

none of your buissness mothercuskr 

I forgot to tell you, you can call me Paul McCartney too 

nice cover photo it is no longer dave lombardo

why is your cover photo still dave lombardo

Hiii

*pulls a slice out of the box*

you know when i said i would write a fanfic about mike patton? forget about it because rn i am too lazy and uninspired, sorry

are you going to read auroras twilight story when it comes out 

Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
          It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
          Your daughter's tight virgin, cherry ass to caller number 666
          The urge is too much to take (take)
          All I can think about is playing with myself
          It's time to masturbate
          I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else
          Ginger, Ginger
          My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
          But the girls of porn want more
          So I flip through the pages one more time
          And I just let the jism fly
          Yeah, yeah, yeah
          A quarter for a peep show
          A private booth or talking to a naked whore
          Triple "X" video
          976 and I can whack it on the phone
          (Oh, you got a such nice ass)
          Nobody's home, I'm alone
          The devil in Miss Jones
          Nobody's home, I'm alone
          Aja & John Holmes
          We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
          Hairy balls and hairy bushes
          S & M, whips and chains
          Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
          We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
          Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
          We got rape, necro & both ways
          And lots of hung studs for all you gays
          We got incest & bestiality too
          We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
          We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
          And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
          There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
          And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
          Senior citizens who love to watch
          And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!
          Ain't got no woman next to me
          I just got this magazine
          And what's on the TV screen
          But that's okay with me
          My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
          But the girls of porn want more
          So I flip through the pages one more time
          And I just let the jism fly
          (Mr. Bungle)
          Yeah, yeah, yeah
          I was trained to fuck you baby
          I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby
          I, I was trained to fuck you baby
          I, I, I, I was trained to fuck you baby
          Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah!