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@TheProffessionalSimp *boop*

I COMPEL YOU TO COMPLETE THIS THREAD WE NEED 9 MORE PPL

Good People of wattpad.
It is of my utmost apologies to have left you all so suddenly_bows yaoroshi style_
For any one waiting for and update on my book - Blazing Inferno- fear not for thou shalt recieve speedingly. (Why am i doing this to myself *cries*)

I would say expect an update by Saturday or the week after.

Now may the chaos commence *intense cackling*

Just realize that your profile picture is a bunch of Dekus

Glad seen a another asexual

Guys I have so many drafts...I think I'm just going to post some and pray for the best(〒﹏〒)

@TheProffessionalSimp omgosh akfndk sksnaka many Thanks to U bro. I try Ma best.(⌐■-■) Like gurl we gotta say YAS to that weeb aesthetic. But bro...serious question...like do U pref the broccoli, candy cane orrrrrrrrrrr boom boiiiiii? He vk dkz aka aka wkx 

Me: hmmm my board looks silent
Brain: bro you've been ghosting ur bros...super...unmanly
Me: but...i...i was on a camping trip for 3...THREe days with a narsaccistic, compulsive lair, and the ' quite kid' with no resepsion what so ever...WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!
Brain: A TRUE WEEB BRO makes a plan
Me: *looks down shamefully* i...i know im sorry. 
Brain: say it...but, with PASSION!( anyone? Bnha revrence? No one ok...)
Me: MY DEAR GROWING ARMY OF WEEBS! I AM DEEPLY SORRY FOR I HAVE BEEN GONE! IT IS MY SWORN DUTY TO CONFUSE ALL PEOPLE THAT READ ANY OF MY COMMENTS OR POSTS! I HAVE NOT COMMENTED OR POSTED RECENTLY SO I HOPE YOU CAN FIND IT IN YOUR HEARTS TO FORGIVE ME!
Brain: * claps * Beautiful. Now hopefully you aren't banished from wattpad weeb culture.
Me: *cries*

Bros we are very slowly building a weeb army.
Please remember to avoid milk at all costs, there is a 99.889099999999319% that it could be spiked.(ʘᴗʘ✿)
Drink enough boba tea, and eat sm mochi(◕ᴗ◕✿) uraraka compels u(✷‿✷)
Remember to learn for the upcoming test on, " The reason all Boku no Pico supporters must perish" and " Why kirishima is The embodiment of MaNlYnEss and Mama Isebella (TPN ) is misunderstood."
It is ok to cry...we all did...we all know YLIA and BGS are super badass and ultra sad, if someone tells u they didn't cry:
1. They are lying
2. They must be heartless
3. Get your baseball bat and break them knee caps they might be a phsycopath.
That will be all for this weeks notice( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Ps:
Shabroski please stop blasting KILLING ME SOFTLY on max, we get it ur obsessed(we all are(-_-;)) but tone it down a little I haven't slept properly in 3-4 days and im starting to get cranky.
I have bigger bags then Aizawa and Sangwoo combined.(人 •͈ᴗ•͈)(●__●)

Hey, just wanted to say thanks for the follow! <3

//Can chu adopt meh?? .--.