pillowpie

Not much to know about me.
I'm 16. I live in a state with people. I have a  bf. I'm not totally a loner. I'm not that interesting. I'm a reader. I'm a sophomore. I own a brain that isn't *that* dysfunctional. I try to be funny mostly by being stupid so I'm weird. uh I'm not sure what else there is to say. my moms a tree. I'm a potato and an alien. I'm an alien potato that is the result of alien abduction-and- gardening-intercourse. uh I have four eyes. Two glued inside sockets, the other two placed on top of the sockets in a rectangle formation. I've been roaming the earth since 2001. I was abducted to the 8th month and was planted on the 15th day.
I favor colors emerald, sky and burgundy. I like the thought of ruining humanity. I also like potatoes.

Edit: I'm now 22 I logged into this yesterday night it is currently 3:24AM I think my emo ass has come full circle I have no business being on here lmao also the bio from 2017 stays.