Sam Septictrash

Jon Walker is the current bassist of Panic at the Disco.

Panic at the disco stole him from the academy is, for obvious reasons.

He's probably half Jesus or something.

so obviously the coolest person on the planet.
OMGzzzzzz did you see that new panic at the disco video? Jon Walker wuz lyk ttly h0oOt in that ****, yO




Brendon Urie
A CELEBRITY; 
An attractive lead singer of the band 'Panic At The Disco' 
He is known for his talents in playing musical instruments and singing. 
He can play the piano forte brilliantly. 
Also famous for his large lips and butt.
girl: Brendon Urie is so talented! 
boy: wish i could be like him!




Spencer Smith
The severely underappreciated drummer for rock band Panic at the Disco. Is very talented and a generally awesome person. 

He has pretty blue eyes.
Crazed Fangirl #1: ZOMG BRENDON URIE!!1! 
Crazed Fangirl #2: ZOMGZ RYAN ROSS!1!!1 
Crazed Fangirl #3: JON WALKER IS SO AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE. 

Sane Person: SPENCER SMITH EXISTS.




Ryan Ross
A beautiful majestic dolphin.
"Did you see what Ryan Ross tweeted?"

"I know! That beautiful, majestic dolphin."




Brent Wilson
That one ********* who used to be in Panic! at the Disco but got asked to leave because he's a loser and was probably on LSD. Likely to be selling crack on the streets.
Person 1: Hey remember that ******** that used to be in Panic! with the creepy look on his face? 
Person 2: *shudders* Yeah. 
Person 1: What was his name? 
Person 2: Um... uumm... oh yeah! Brent Wilson



Phan 
life
phan is life



Brallon
The failed ship between Brendon Urie and Dallon Weekes. Ryden was real and Brallon could never.
Brallon shipper: "OMG BRALLON IS MY OTP."

Ryden shipper: "Dallon killed Ryden and that ship is fake so get over it."