@pen-that-sees-all
Sense you can "see it all" when people are in the bathroom..... Do you see them?
"I'm insulted you would even ask such a thing. But, for your information, I have more important things to do than watch people in the bathroom." *The Storian writes down on a sheet of paper.*
"I would like to clarify that I have no control over what occurs in the tales or the actions of the individuals in them - I simply write them down."
*There is a short pause of silence before The Storian speaks again.* "On a completely unrelated note though, so many people in the stories I document made a lot of bad decisions that really just made things worse for themselves-"
I blame you for my fabulous death
@theEvelynSader *The Storian flicks another piece of paper over at Evelyn.* "But it is arguably my job as The Storian to know everything... You were just nosy."
*Gasps* Well not my fault kids these days have quite juicy conversations. And don't act like you also know everything that's going on in these woods!
@theEvelynSader *Frustrated writing noises ensue, then The Storian flicks a piece of paper in Evelyn's direction.* "I'm just the pen that writes down whatever goes on! It's not my fault the School Master decided to kill you!" *...is written on the paper. Oh! Down the bottom of the page, written in small lettering, is something else.* "(p.s. and perhaps you deserved it considering you spied on students with your butterflies.)"
You're a stupid pen. You know that, right?
@rafalandrhian *The Storian faces Rafal. While it has no face, you can feel that it is giving you one of those silent judging parent stares. You know, the "you've disappointed me" look? That's the one. With the swish of it's tip, it sends a sheet of paper flying into Rafal's face.* I merely did my job. It is hardly my fault that you and your brother could not sort out your relationship issues. *...is what is written on the paper.*