Aye fam how are you?
I'm Alexander! You can call me Alex for short tho! Either one it doesn't matter!

I'm an atheist but I'm not an asshole about it

I'm a ninja unicorn

I like stabbing things

I love dad jokes and bad puns( that's why I love one PUNch man so much hehe)

I have a very fuckin dirty mind

I don't like super cold weather

I'm a lonely person that's why I'm here all the time

I need a fuckin life

I follow back (not because I want more followers but just to be nice)

A few of mah kinks
- daddy kink (calling someone else that tho)
- light bondage
-dirty talk (mmmmMmM yea)
- choking

Amazing boyfriend: DefiantDevil (love yah, yah dork)

Why was 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 is a registered sixafender

I also call my followers Pirates so yeah just sayin you should join the Pirate crew

If you need someone to talk to I'm here. I may not always be able to give advice but I will most definitely listen!

I'm gonna molest your brain

Also go check out these amazing dildos:
They are very awesome dildoseh

is a depressed stressed emo boi r i p

*trys to convince self everything is fine*

*is also trying not to lose it from stress*

*is also crying in the corner*

  • Crying in a corner all alone
  • JoinedMay 19, 2016

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pansexual_pirate pansexual_pirate Sep 04, 2017 09:59PM
If I don't talk to me who will eh? I'm just maniacally laughing while talking to myself lolThis is why my family thinks I'm crazy
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