Sage

All right, I have decided I will be posting the first chapter to my new HP fic, “A Badger’s Diary,” at some point tomorrow May 9. So keep an eye out for that.

I’m like sooo close to saying screw it, here’s the first chapter of my new HP fic.
          
          The premise is this:
          
          Harry is Sorted into Hufflepuff. First year passes by uneventfully (I actually skip it completely), but then he gets an odd little black diary that contains an odd (and not so) little dude.
          
          
          Don’t know what the main romantic ship will be just yet, but I do know for sure it will NOT be Tomarry.

I could translate your stories?

Olá. Gostaria de saber se você poderia traduzir a História ( A Little Help From A Snake / Tomarry ) , para o Espanhol ou Portugues . Gostaria de ler e entender a história completa. Se puder?? 

I was hoping maybe you’d be open to trying to write a fic of george x harry? I love their ship but too many times people put Fred in their ship…and it turns weird. Just a request :)

Good afternoon, I wanted to know if I can translate one of your stories, Tommary, would you let me?

Hi, can I translate your story into French please?
          To publish it on Wattpad. 

Hey yk your tomarry ff a little help from a snake? Did you remove it from ao3?

Me: I’m gonna try to write something a little more serious.
          
          Also me: *writes this exchange*
          
          
          "Who is this Lockhart person anyway?"
          
          "Our new Defense teacher. He's about as helpful as tree bark." A pause. "At least you can eat tree bark."
          
          "Not that it tastes very good," Riddle said.
          
          "Speaking from experience?"
          
          "No."
          
          "Liar liar, page on fire."
          
          "Do not set my memories on fire, Harry."
          
          
          
          Yes, this is YET ANOTHER thing I’m working on. I’m actually hoping to post this one in the near-ish future (as I’ve said for literally everything else I’ve written).

Wish me luck. Today is the day I embark on an incredible, life-changing journey to face my demons (job interview)