Silje

Hello fellow human like creatures who have stumbled over my account in accident! I am Silje a 14 year old girl not that it matters. I am a goblin by race so hit me up if you are one to. 

I write the worst stories you'll ever see but I will write them anyway! 

wHy Be LiTeRaTe WhEn NoBoDy ReAdS YoUr BuLlcRaP EiThEr wAy?

I'm on crack most of the time in my writing, so yeah, don't do drugs kids! WAIT HOLD ON I'm a KID, well more like teenager since I'm fourteen, I miss being a child, now I have to actually think of what to do with my life.

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I'm A bAd BiTcH yOu CaN'T kIlL mE !

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Half of my life revolves vine even though it's dead, but it will always be in my heart!
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HOGWARTS IS MY HOME! 
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Favourite line from every book i've ever read even though no one asked
;"There is no need to call me sir, professor." Like DaMn Harry got some nerve!
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You probably got brain damaged from reading all of this, so since you have come this far you might as well read some of my stories, where you will cringe until you die. BUT READ MA STORIES WILL YA?

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My birthday is 9th of June, which is quite the sucky date because no famous peeps got it, well Donald Duck has the same birthday, but ya know? He's a cartoon character. 

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Okay so let me be Sirius for a second, so here is the list of what I personally is the most proud of, of my works, which most is in the middle of writing.

- A princess doesn't cry
- once upon a fuckboy 
- Chaos is a friend of mine (co-written)
- Je t'aim aimè


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If you ask nicely I might read one of your books, but remember that I am a innocent bean so keep it PG 13 please.
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Tiktok; onetiktokaddictedperson
My Snapchat: siljeokjar
Instagram: siljeoldkol
Email: Silje.elskerdyr@gmail.com 
Social life: non existing
Hotel: Trivago