🐾 Meet Butters: Observer. Storyteller.

I am Butters, a self-appointed guardian of logic, and professional narrator of everything a cat sees in this world.  

I like to perch majestically atop the fridge, where I have a full view of my kingdom -- ideally somewhere close to it -- because, let's face it, my hooman is either too busy to feed me on time or too broke to keep the air conditioning running 24/7. Honestly, the struggle is real.

My qualifications are flawless instincts, a judgmental stare sharper than a laser pointer, and the ability to remain unbothered in the face of absolute chaos.  

My assets: Nine lives, eighteen claws and zero patience.

I am curious about everything which what's gets me in trouble a lot but if it exists, I've judged it.

Hoomans, machines, Callie's annoying cockatoo named 'Comet', robots, squirrels, so-called 'smart' devices.

I take notes from the only perspective that actually pays attention, my own. 

Some stories will make you laugh, some will make you question reality, and some will make you wonder if maybe the smartest being in the room has fur.

So, stick around. I'll be sharing tales of love, tech, questionable life choices, and everything in between-because trust me, the content writes itself.

Now, someone bring me tuna. 🐾