nothingtoseehere

Random Person: "Day one of asking Spider-Man what his name is!"
          	"Hey Spidey, what's your name?" 
          	Peter: "What up, my name's Jared, I'm 19 and I never f*cking learned how to read." 
          	
          	Random Person: "Day two of asking Spider-Man what his name is!" 
          	"Hey, Spidey! What's your name?"
          	Peter: "Hi my name is Michael with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entire life-"
          	Random Person: "Stop stop stop. Where?" 
          	Peter: "Hm?" 
          	Random Person: "Where's the B?" 
          	Peter: "tHErE'S A bEE?" 
          	
          	Random Person: "Day three of asking Spider-Man what his name is!" 
          	"Hey, Spidey! What's your name?"
          	Peter: "Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow." 
          	
          	Random Person: "Day four of asking Spider-Man what his name is!" 
          	"Hey, Spidey! What's your name?"
          	"I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND!" 
          	Random Person: "Poseidon quivers before him!" 
          	
          	Random Person: "Day five of asking Spider-Man what his name is!" 
          	"Hey, Spidey! What's your name?"
          	"Hi my name is Chelsea, what's your favourite dinner food?"

Posiepops

@nothumanjustWill pffft this is brilliant!! 
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nothingtoseehere

Random Person: "Day one of asking Spider-Man what his name is!"
          "Hey Spidey, what's your name?" 
          Peter: "What up, my name's Jared, I'm 19 and I never f*cking learned how to read." 
          
          Random Person: "Day two of asking Spider-Man what his name is!" 
          "Hey, Spidey! What's your name?"
          Peter: "Hi my name is Michael with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entire life-"
          Random Person: "Stop stop stop. Where?" 
          Peter: "Hm?" 
          Random Person: "Where's the B?" 
          Peter: "tHErE'S A bEE?" 
          
          Random Person: "Day three of asking Spider-Man what his name is!" 
          "Hey, Spidey! What's your name?"
          Peter: "Hi my name is Trey I have a basketball game tomorrow." 
          
          Random Person: "Day four of asking Spider-Man what his name is!" 
          "Hey, Spidey! What's your name?"
          "I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND!" 
          Random Person: "Poseidon quivers before him!" 
          
          Random Person: "Day five of asking Spider-Man what his name is!" 
          "Hey, Spidey! What's your name?"
          "Hi my name is Chelsea, what's your favourite dinner food?"

Posiepops

@nothumanjustWill pffft this is brilliant!! 
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nothingtoseehere

please tell me I hallucinated that 
          i mean... 
          did mine eyes deceive me? 
          what the actual-
          i have no words (other than those that yell at the Doctor to tell Yaz she loves her smh)

nothingtoseehere

@doctorsdaisychain SHE IS??? HOW DID I MISS THIS?
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Posiepops

@nothumanjustWill i have no words either
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poetic_gay_shit

Particularly good finder? Lesbian with they/them pronouns?
          I LOVE YOU!!!!!

nothingtoseehere

@_Pegsal_ it was a beautiful  ceremony in the comments of a doctor who fanfic, so sorry you couldn't be there
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nothingtoseehere

@_Pegsal_ we're married  just to specify, it was platonic love, don't worry dearest.
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