not2old4fairytales

*crashes from ceiling*

HOW DO YOU DO IT SPIDER-MAN! I WILL FIND YO-

Oh.

Hi. Ummmmm... what are you doing here? Talk about myself? Why? Okay! Okay! No need to threaten me! I am not2old4fairytales and I write both fanfiction and original fiction. I am a part of many fandoms, and if I were to name them all, I would run out of characters oh to quickly. Whats the point of limiting the amount of characters in a profile anyway? You want to know about me, but if I go over 2000 characters then I start boring you? Finishing off that tangent...

My bookshelf is off limits to all humans besides me. If you can call me a human... It includes, but is not limited to:

The Hunger Games Trilogy
TFIOS
The Divergent Trilogy
The Harry Potter Series
The Legend Trilogy
The Lunar Chronicles
The Mortal Instruments
The Vampire Academy Series

Why are you laughing? You think that me reading vampire novels is funny! It is not! The Vampire Academy series... [in which your narrarator goes on and on about how amazing the Vampire Academy series is]

Wait! I'm already half done? Characters fly when your ranting about books...

Well anyway: When I'm am not reading/ranting about books, I am watching Disney movies... uh... I mean super awesome bad-ass movies you probably haven't heard of! Yeah, that's what I said. 

Some of my favorites are:

1. Frozen*
2. Beauty and the Beast
3. The Lion King
4. Aladdin 
5. Tangled

My favorite non-Disney movies are:

1. Divergent
2. Catching Fire
3. TFIOS**

Somethings you should know about me? I use way too many ellipses(...),  I have amazingly magical powers that will blow your mind, I like making lists with names on them (just kidding, hehehe...), I use too many parentheses, and I love books. No duh. That's about it.***

*If they make a Frozen 2, I will find that producer and- oh, um, you know...
**Because, I've obviously seen it...
***Oh yeah! I use way too many asterisks!