*stares at you like how that little kid, who was whiter than my Sally Jenkin’s doll, at Walmart stared at me the whole hour my family and I were organising our groceries and checking our To-Do lists in line while I smacked my gum loudly in front of him as I grabbed an M&M bag from the rack that held candy on the side, and while I was doing that, the little kid whispered something to his mom, still staring at me as he did so, to which his mom then responded with, “Bernaldo, stop looking at that young lady, it’s creepy”*