NOT MAGICIAN ‼️

/⠀⠀sexcy as always <3

@unbeIoved 
            / followed chu <3

/⠀⠀it's galentineday :))

i don’t think that me and stupid ever belong in the same sentence,  *  sherlock half-snaps back,  and ignores the kiss artfully.  *  yes,  okay,  bye,  sorcerer—
            
            \    hEhe  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  

@mortemtendency 
            whatever . don't do anything stupid while i'm gone, okay? * he strides towards him to press a small kiss on his temple * goodbye, detective
            
            /  mhm i know that face  (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i wonder how brilliant that plan is ~ 

mm.  whenever you’re free,  like i said.  take your time.  *  sherlock looks up briefly.  *  i’ll see you.  ta.
            
            \    a  p l a n  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 

@mystiaecs  ੈ♡  ࿐ ࿔*:･ﾟ
            
            imagine if they actually listened though.

@taceplantae
            i'm  still  collecting  fee  every  visit .

heyy,  i didn’t damage anything.

are they the good cookies ?

@sexkills 
            but  i  made  cookies  —

i'll bite you .

@trickstergcd 
            sounds good to me .  plus  when  did  i  ever  stop  thinking  about  death?  it's  there  -  and  the  only  thing  that  prevents  me  from  dying  is  the  idea  of  my  mantle  getting  passed  down  on  an  incapable  successor  and  my  daughter  . *  he  smiles  like  a  cat  who  ate  the  fish  on  the  table  *  great  !  you've  been  scammed  and  now  suffer  !  come  on,  *  stephen  sat  down  on  the  floor,  patting  the  couch  for  loki  to  sit  on  *  i'll  brew  you  more  tea  after  you  engulf  my  head  between  your  thighs  .

@mystiaecs 
            
            I see someone’s in a ‘ mhm death ‘ mood this morning. voids aren’t as glamorous as you might think ... what about a nice cold eternal embrace. how does that sound. * Loki chuckled * are you telling me I’m bound to you even as your beauty fades ? ? I’d been scammed !! * Loki huffed setting down their tea cup with a rattle * you can’t rush tea Stephen that ruins the enjoyment. we’ll go now. for you and for animal crossing. and because your body is warm. like tea. 

@trickstergcd™
            stop  wounding  me  with  your  sharp  remarks  .  all  i  ask  is  for  sweet  death  to  be  given  to  me  by  the  coldness  and  thickness  of  your  thighs  as  i  sigh  out  my  last  words  before  i  drift  into  the  bliss  of  the everlasting  void  .  i  hardly  have  any  dignity  left  .  my  attractiveness  gets  me  everywhere  and  it  eventually  settled  with  you  .  hurry  up  and  finish  drinking  your  tea  so  i  can  settle  down  and  rest  before  i  begin  deleting  your  account  .  perhaps,  after  that  we  can  play  animal  crossing  together  .

right .

@sexkills 
            in the cupboard .

mhm . where's my snack stash ?

@mortemtendency 
            *  he's  falling  .  oh  gods  .  stephen  stumbles  forward,  as  if  he  tripped  .  he's  loosing  consciousness  -  he's  loosing  his  watch  on  sherlock  .  sherlock  doesn't  stop  falling  .  the  blood  rushed  on  his  head,  then  on  his  eyes,  blocking  his  view  .  *  no...  no...  *  stephen  tries  to  scramble  back  up  and  ran  dizzily  towards  his  corpse.  he  can't  be  dead.  he  must  not  be.  *  sherlock.... sherlock...

*  the detective shakily lowers his phone,  somewhat gently tossing it behind himself.  he braces himself,  spreads his arms,  a flurry of fabric as the wind catches his coat,  and with a last glance down,  he steps off the edge,  and falls,  and falls,  and falls.  plan lazarus go.  *
            
            \   PAIN  :) 

@mortemtendency 
            *  fixed on  that  spot  ,  stephen  had  never  felt  a  flurry  of  anger  and  confusion  surge  in  his  body  .  the  way  his  breath  shivers,  he's  serious  . why is he sorry - stephen will forgive him if he explains everything - why should stephen trust him? brows  furrowed,  stephen  attempted  to  take  a  step  forward,  but  some  unknown  reason,  he's  stuck.  it's  like  the  universe  didn't  want  him  to  prevent  whatever  is  going  to  happen  .  *  SHERLOCK  !