All of my stories are rated Mature. Read at your own discretion.
I write what I like to read.
That means I don't really do happy endings. Personally I find them predictable and boring.
I like to pull up the carpet and shine a light on the creepy crawlers underneath the glamour.
Speaking of, my characters are rough around the edges. Like, really roughly. No perfect Betsy Boo's here. They're wild and unpredictable. Foul-mouthed and ill-tempered. They'll make glaringly stupid mistakes. Either you'll love them or hate them.
I'm a head doer. I live for plot twists and making people uncomfortable. Try not get too comfortable with what you think you know when reading any of my stories
If you're still here after all that, amazing.
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(Quick facts about me)
🖤 I live in London
🖤 I'm in my 20's
🖤 I have a bearded dragon named Brutus. He can't stand me. I would die for him
🖤 Been called a human Horror-Pedia because of my concerning amount of movie knowledge
🖤 I'm smart-stupid. I'll drop words like incorrigible or psychosomatic in daily conversations but still pronounce aubergine as YOU-BAH-JEAN?? A fool
🖤 I'm attracted to the bad and mysterious (My dating record supports this)
🖤 I have a really dry sense of humour
- Never-never-land or some shit
- JoinedApril 23, 2013