monty_can_get_it

Gabby: can.... Can I be a vampire..?
          	
          	Mary: oh goddammit not this shït again *facepalms*
          	
          	Gabby: I wanna be a vampire...
          	
          	Mary: please, anyone who is a vampire STAY AWAY FROM HER. AND. DO. NOT. TURN. HER. INTO. ONE. She just finished reading a vampire fanfic and now she wants to be one!
          	
          	Gabby: *has fake fangs in her mouth* loooothk! Ima vampirhha!