Your Sexy Boi

Hello, I am the 1 year younger brother of @this_gay_bish_lol_
and 1 year older brother of @TrUsT_nO_oNe_HeLp_Me_
I am gay and I like potatoes so that makes me a gay potatoe. 
Things I have dated, I have dated: 
A watermelon (Melony)
An egg (Eggy)
The neighbor's toaster (Vicky, she was a bitch; the toaster I mean) 
The washing machine, but we broke up...it's mutual.
A bag of marshmallows....I can never get over her, let me just- *starts crying* ENNNNNAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A  tree (Kazu was so jealous, brother) 
And I am now dating a broomstick. 
I'm so lonely!!!!!! TwT 
I am gay........very gay. 
I once choked on a water balloon. 
I watched a very drunk man make out with a lamp post before calling the police. 
I am gay. 
I like to put googly eyes on potatoes and then throw them through all the neighbor's windows on the street, whether the window is open or not. 
I lost my favorite pants to a lawn mower...it at my beautiful pants. 
One time I got my pants leg on fire. Didn't feel so good, I was trying to be Todoroki.