The Tani Trio

Hey everybody! I'm Sam Tani, the SHSL Mathematician!
Rin: Hey! Don't forget me, you bastard!
Alright, fine.
Rin: I'm Rin Tani, Sam's little sister and the SHSL Vocaloid Karaoke Singer, as well as the SHSL Despair! Upupupupu! Can I make the readers despair?
No.
Rin: Awww... :'( You're no fun...
Tairu: *clears throat*
Oh, right. Go introduce yourself.
Tairu: *pulls me into a noogie* I'm Tairu Tani, their older brother, the SHSL All-Around Athlete and former member of the SHSL Despair.
Can you let go now, Tairu?
Tairu: Fine. *lets go*
ANYWAY


I'm in way too many fandoms to count. Dangan Ronpa, Vocaloid, RWBY, Assassination Classroom, Ouran Highschool Host Club, Total Drama, Miraculous Ladybug, Creepypasta, No Game No Life, Steven Universe, Persona, Pokémon, Black Butler, just to name a few.
Hope bananas. They're my version of Komaeda's hope bagels. We're good friends. 'Nuff said.
Rin: Despair oranges. My version of Junko's despair waffles. She's my bestie. Again, 'nuff said.
Tairu: I don't eat that stuff. I'm good friends with Leon and Izuru. Don't ask or say anything about it.
*ignores Rin and Tairu*
Chihiro is my bae.
HinaNami, anyone?
The blood is pink, and the oil is blue. No questions.
Post this on your profile if you're Dangan Ronpa trash.
SO MANY SHIPS TO SHIP SO LITTLE TIME

I HOPE everyone has fun!
Rin: NO! NO HOPE! ONLY DESPAIR!!!
GODDAMMIT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP!!!!!
Rin: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU BASTARD!!!!!!
Actually, yes I can. You're MY little sister.
Tairu: For once, I agree.
Rin: I really hate you sometimes.
Feeling's mutual.
Me and Rin: Hope (Rin: Despair) to your heart's content, everybody!
Tairu: *pulling us into noogies* Both of you, shut up. Everyone, go enjoy yourselves or something...