Old Grandma

Today i was working on a project with three of my class mates and 2 of them started fighting in class .(more like one of them was beating the other up) it was a boy & girl, so like the girl stepped up on the chair he was sitting on and was stomping her foot on his uhm... tinkle stick while slapping the back of his head and gripping his hair while he was screaming which was muffled by the girl's hand and I honestly felt bad but couldn't help but laugh

Me and my school went on a field trip to this museum and a dumbass in my group bumped up against the wall and knocked down a statue from ancient Rome and it broke and we were immediately kicked out and told to never come back

I washed my beanie that i've been wearing everyday since i was in the 4th grade cuz it started to smell and when i put it in water and was washing it when i was done that water was BLACK.....

*eats*

BRO I FELL ASLEEP DURING HISTORY CLASS AND SOMEONE CUT MY SHIRT ALL THE WAY UNTILL THEY REACHED MY BRA WTF AAAAAAAAHHH

I saw a lonely Kenny plush in the back of spencers all by himself  next toa silver dildo and I just had to get him because I felt bad

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY 

I hate it when someone mentions that something is happening on 4/23 and then my friends all look at me, LIKE I KNOW OKAY

I just found out my son is gay and married to a man with 3 kids... I NEVER KNEW THAT OH MY GOD

I luv cuddling with my girlfriend <3