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theatre nerd
d&d player
band geek 
journalist
slytherin & thunderbird
virgo ♍

i have a turtle named Buford in my backyard

✓ But, hey there!

✓ I'm a pretty boring individual

✓ I'm the alarm clock of your life: you can decide what that means

✓ Did I ask for your input?

✓ Damn my heart.

✓ You're not a parasite, but if you are one, you're the only one I've cared for

✓ Coke and coffee are the same thing. They're both dangerously addictive and get you through the morning. Plus, ya know, the "co" part.


✓ Hate is a solid source of nutrience, right?

✓ Ravioli, ravioli, my soul feels really emptioli

✓ Inertia is a property of matter.

✓ Love your jugs, you only get one set.

✓ Ok, ok, ok. Number one, I don't know, and number two, I don't care.

✓ Can you die quieter?

✓ You wouldn't get it even if I explained it.