Status: dealin' with shit

{read this all before you click the follow button and sign your soul to me to become my eternal slave.}

Well hello there beautiful! Will you do me a favor? Can you just click that follow button real quick?

So can like a bunch of people follow me so I can get to 666

My legend is writing funny dirty comments on wattpad books (when the muse cums too me (which happens a lot))

@stephaliciousness is my soulmate

This app has ruined my grades and basically my whole fucking life.

Shit is my favorite word. Especially when you pair it with little :3

*sighs defectively* wtf I meant *dejectedly

Diddo makes me think of dildo {which happened to be my nickname in 6th grade}

Fav authors: @_nymphomaniac @_adulate @XxstoptryingxX @sinnerxwallflower @softlings

Boo you whore

People say I'm a hipster but that just makes me want to punch them in the face and watch their ass burn in the fiery pits of hell.

Sometimes I just need to rant about my life to random stranger I will probably never meet, so excuse me if you visit my page and I start sobbing about my life to you.

I'm obviously a gurl

I make covers if you would like one

Goals:

1. FUCK MYSELF SILLY BC I AM ONE SEXY SON OF A BITCH

2. There are no other goals.
  • Don't be a stalker, you lil shit
  • JoinedAugust 25, 2012



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made_in_motel_room made_in_motel_room Oct 02, 2015 03:52AM
Sorry guys but I took down Sassy Remarks. It needs WAYYYYYYYYY too much editing before it's going up again, and I had absolutely no idea where I was going with it. Sorry ;-;
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