I got this idea on how to win a war:
First you get a handful of coffee addicts then deny them coffee for 3 days...at the end of that 3 days when they are foaming at the mouth for their coffee hit, tell them there is a fresh pot of hot brewed coffee waiting for them...but it sits on the other side of the enemy army. Watch how fast those addicts mow through army that stands in between them and their desperate caffeine fix...the enemy doesn't stand a chance...the only way they will survive is if they hold up a cup of coffee as their only weapon.
"Please don't kill me! Here's a nice cup of coffee I brewed just for you."
COFFEE, IT'S WHAT KEEPS THE WORLD SANE EVERYDAY