I’ve been babysitting this kid a lot and all he will watch is toy story and i was like “aww jesse and buzz are in love” and then i was like “what if they were people instead of toys” and then i wanted to cry bc it could get so intense. Like Jesse and Woody are like bounty hunters on the planet earth (post apocalyptic) after emperor Zurg like destroyed most of the planet so we had to revert to like “Western movie” technology, like colonial era but better with certain things that still work. And then Buzz is like part of the space alliance and they’ve been gone for so long and the forces went into cryogenic sleep in space to survive and they end up returning to the planet and it turns into this hardcore cowboy bebop type place and they develop technology back up and eventually they can revolt against the current regime and really fight back again. But in this version, Buzz and Woody are super hot and Jesse ends up falling for Buzz and woody thinks he’s in love with her because he’s never really been close with any other women and then he meets Bow Peep, who is part of the intergalactic alliance and she’s badass like usual and i need to stop