Your Actual Mom Now

Wait what is an asexual lesbian i dont have a Plan about those lgtb stuf

Going through a gender–thing right now. Not sure yet, but please use she/they pronouns. I have a feeling that I don’t really give a fuck about gender, I just don’t want he/him pronouns. 

HAPPY PRIDE!!!!! ️‍️‍️‍

Me 3 years ago: I think I’m bi, but at least I’m not trans! I am so glad that I am totally 100% a female girl woman
          
          Me now: what the fuck is a gender and how do I get rid of it

Quarantine Day 23:Today I realized I’m like a dog. 
          I was offered to go on a ride with my sisters today and about peed myself with excitement 

To all my fellow guys: love ya ❤️! No hetero tho  
          
          To all my fellow lassies: love ya ❤️!!! No homo tho  
          
          To my future girlfriend: I LOVE YOU PRO HOMO BRO ❤️   DAY 

Babies don’t come from sexual intercourse
          Babies don’t come from storks
          
          You’ve been lied to your whole life
          
          Babies come from trees

So, completely off topic but... 
          Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
          It has an lonely, but happy Sam I Am
          Would you like it made by Warner Bros.?
          Well I am happy to tell you bros!
          This show on Netflix is to be unboxed
          It is a funny show to watch!
          The theater kids will not be upset!
          For the Les Mis reference is not to forget
          There is a single mother, lets fear not!
          Please don’t let this show be forgot!
          A small daughter who wants a pet
          But maybe a friend would be a better bet
          And lets not forget Guy Am I
          Who found out very suddenly that a Chickoraffe cannot fly
          So if you do not like Green Eggs and Ham
          Then please at least watch it with Sam I Am
          (Please watch it and don’t let it flop guys! Spread the word)
          

Hey... long time no see...

I don’t wanna think about the first day of school tomorrow