Okay.. Err... Not used to this site, but I'll figure it out. Name's Ash, and I COME FROM THE LAND DOWN UNDAA. And I'm a crazy bitch. And I don't like that this site wants me to specify gender, because fuck you I don't even know. THE WHOLE WATTPAD WORLD WILL NOW THINK I AM A MAN BECAUSE SCREW CHANGING IT BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA. 
It is my strong belief that the worst sight in the world is the bottom of the tea/coffee mug.
I'm really more of an artist then a writer. Eep.
And my display picture is TERRIBLE quality D:
I'm an awkward jellyfish.
Also a massive slasher and shit. Slasher, if you don't know, is a word for someone who ships a lot of slash.. Which is homosexual relationships, like boy/boy and girl/girl. Although I'm generally more the boy/boy side... and stuff.. 
Umm, so I read tonnes and I dabble in writing, mostly fanfiction. In a billion and one Fandoms (actually around a dozen) so I won't list them all. Actually only joined here because I wanted to read 'For Angels to Fly', and I had reason to believe it was on here... So yea.... Still can't find it... And.... Umm... Asparagus....
My limited fanfiction can be found at http://archiveofourown.org/users/llamagerbil until such time that I can be bothered putting it here. IF I can be bothered putting it here..
My art can be found on my instagram, I'm llamagerbil there, too.
My Tumblr be at http://llamagerbil.tumblr.com
..... I live there..

And I actually can't stand asparagus .-.

Shit, I talk too much >.>