a proud simp

ok i wrote this when i was 11 so yeah don't judge ig


You're probably following me because of some rubbish comment I left on a fan fiction. I don't write any stories, so don't expect much from me and this rubbish account. The only reason I'm here is because I want to comment rubbish and funny things on fan fictions to make people laugh....

Name: Not telling you

Nickname: Charm (Don't ask)

Age: 69 (Totally)(If you get this joke you are as dirty minded as me. If you get this joke I will join you to jump into my pool of holy(hobi) water I have outside my house that I keep for emergencies) (If you don't get this joke, please don't Google it .... it will scar you for life)

Where do I live? Australia Where it's either -5 degrees or 276 degrees!!


Here are some more facts about me:
• Ult groups: BTS, SEVENTEEN, TWICE, GFRIEND, STRAY KIDS
• Ult biases: JHOOPE, HOSHI, WOOZI, MOMO, YERIN, HAN, HYUNJIN
• Bias wreckers: JIN, JUN, GOD JIHYO, YUJU, FELIX, LEE NAURR
• I love the word rubbish, as you can tell... it connects to my soul
• I have met BTS before... be jealous
• The fact above this one is a lie. 
•  I'm a nerd.... don't at me... if you need help with homework, don't be afraid to call at 1800 I'm not helping you
• I am very loud but also very quiet. Don't ask how that works, I don't know
•I'm innocent!!! *nervous laugh* I totally don't have a pool of holy water at the back of my house!!!
• Why are you following me?.... I don't know
• I'm a weirdo. If you do not think I'm weird, you're weird
• Don't question my questionability (is that a word?)
• if you read all of this, I praise you. You gave me hope that people waste their time for me. I feel loved