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moi:
do you ever just-

literally nobody at all:
nO. 



unpopular opinion (which is actually a fact):
i suck at this.

yAy!  ᕕ( ՞ ᗜ ՞ )ᕗ



diScLaiMeR
read  further at yo own risk, any harm mental OR physical, im not responsible. cuz yo brain cells can die readin dis shit


remember i warned you. 




still here? 


dayyumm u got guts-




i identify myself as a quirky lil aLiEn cuz hoomans are yucky~




so-
IM AN EXTREMELY DYSFUNCTIONAL BEING OF THIS SOCIETY
^sorry not sorry i'm loud.
CANNOT OPERATE WITHOUT CAFFEINE.
(or even w it lmao)
its just one of my *mAnY* qualities to be able to drink multiple gAllOnS of coffee. at once-




*cringes repeatedly & smashes head on a wall*



nobody: wha- 
moi: eH


i have mastered in the beautiful art of eating and sleeping. my fluency in sarcasm & exceptional skills to procrastinate & be very dramatic :)

that aside, i like to dance, act, sing, i can play 4 instruments or whAteEveR and do photographEh- recently i started leaning into videography. i'm a wannabe graphic designer & writer. & i can like host (cant wrap these facts around my head doe💀) 





~i cAn jUst fEeL yOuR cRiNge aT tHiS pOiNt~





i'm extremely apologeti-
nOt!


u see,  u started reading at yo own risk so dont blame me for your dAmAgEd brain cells.

so how u likin da-
qUaLitY cOntEnT so far (;




..u still here?

how u doin

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^wow that was a creepyass emoticon. 



SO A FEW MORE THINGS Y'ALL SHOULD KNOW. 
^yoohoo i'm being loud again. what's new-
I LOATHE JUDGEMENTAL PEOPLE,  STEREOTYPES,  PREJUDICES, SEXISTS & RACISTS.


sOoOoO




YOU MADE IT TILL HERE. 
so u dEseRve-
               👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
          👏    a *literal*          👏
        👏     round of               👏 
       👏   applause..                 👏
       👏        (☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)☞         👏
           👏             ha!               👏
                  👏  👏  👏 👏👏

nobody: i- tf- that's not even round what-
moi: hHehEh



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