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MICHAEL JACKSON ALMOST MADE ME PISS MYSELF OUT OF FEAR FUCKING HELP

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@StephanieCruzado9 So I'm listening to him through my headphones, and it played a fucking knocking sound effect RIGHT IN MY EAR, AND THE ONE NEXT TO THE WINDOW. SO I THREW MY BOOK AT GHE WINDOW anyways that's how Michael Jackson lost his place in my nighttime playlists.
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StephanieCruzado9

@letmesleepforeverpls please tell me the story I would love to know it 
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When i was four I drank half a bottle of capsaicin sauce, but I can't eat Takis wtf is wrong with me

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@Awesome_Helper to be fair, it had split onto the counter with my milk, so I just licked it off the counter, but yeah I don't like spicy stuff
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being_a_weeb

@letmesleepforeverpls idk.. depends if you didn't eat spicy food in a long time.. I swear I haven't eaten spicy food in a long.. gotta build my tolerance up again
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Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva is a disease where your bones slowly meld together, leading to at least one surgery monthly to make sure you can function. It basically turns you into a living statue. It also almost exclusively happens to people with no family history of this disease. So next time you feel stiff check if your fucking bones are still separate.