Hey can I have coffee? I'll give you a smile in exchange :D

I am:
A Sagittarius
A coffee enthusiastist
An amateur writer
A person who finds comfort in telling edgy jokes
Someone who ridiculously stans food

I am not:
A racist
Someone who takes kindly to reading requests (friends are exceptional)
Someone who likes forwarding things to more than 3 people (unless it's important)
A homophobic

If I followed you, don't post on my message board saying thanks for the follow. I'm just too lazy to put my fingers on the keyboard to reply.

You know the boy you pushed over earlier? He committed suicide. The girl you called fat? She's starving herself. And the boy you teased for crying? His mother died. You know the man you made fun of for his scars? He fought in a war. The man you stole the little leather pouch off? He was homeless. And everybody else you've been mean to? You've either hurt them really bad or ruined their life. Get the crap out of here, you aren't welcome.

When you carry the Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When you live it, he flees. And just when you're about to repost this, he will try and discourage you.
96% of people won't stand up for God.
Put this on your profile if you're one of the 4% that will.

Highest ranking: #4 in realms
Darkness, 24.03.2020

So...do you have coffee?

Drop a hi if you read to the end.
  • Somewhere stanning coffee
  • JoinedFebruary 22, 2020

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