kraftmacandcheese
why did mozart kill all of his chickens ?
kraftmacandcheese
because when he asked them who the greatest composer was, they all said “bach bach bach”
kraftmacandcheese
aminavx
I SCREAMED AT UR BIO I wear hearing aids too watch me tell people I work for the fbi too
maoritanga
I love your bio? So funny
kraftmacandcheese
so actually, a goldfish has a pretty decentish memory, it can remember things for up to a month
-obstacles
I'm trying to talk to you but my texts aren't sending ):
-obstacles
(:
kraftmacandcheese
@-obstacles was just gonna let me wreck on my bike :///// RoOd
kraftmacandcheese
i’m omw to the beach and (i didn’t wanna go) but like i forgot that there are a ton of bridges over water once you get near the coast and i’m terrified of bridges over water and i’m scrying just a little bit
kraftmacandcheese
omf okay so i’ve always been scared of bridges over water but i’m scared of the water period bc i’ve had this traumatic experience with being caught in the tide and my lil bro was on his board and i was clutching him so he wouldn’t drift off and i was treading water and trying to reach the sand with my toes but like even tho i was like legitimately in danger i was super chill and there was this lady coming near us and i was like hey could you like help me please i can’t reach and like yeah thanks and that’s literally what i said but i caught a wave
kraftmacandcheese
OMF WE'VE BEEN TALKING FOR LIKE A MONTH AND THIS CHICK THOUGHT I WAS A GUY THE WHOLE TIME I CANT bReAthE oMf im cackling honestly osjvbh @percabeth3223
-obstacles
My messages aren't sending since your wifi's being PrObLeMaTIC again
-obstacles
ALSO YOU'RE SUCH A WONDERFUL HUMAN BEING TOO AND I'M GLAD YOU RESPONDED TO MY TEXT WEEKS AGO HAHAHA