Jay

I'm currently part of the @RP_Clan and @RP_Warriors joint account where we do cool stuff. Check it out!





Still reading? Well I hope you are ready for the barrage of information you probably won't even remember by the time you've finished reading. Here it goes:

Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year.
If you like tuna and tomato sauce- try combining the two. It's really not as bad as it sounds.
If Purple People Eaters are real... where do they find purple people to eat?
Wednesday is hump day, but has anyone asked the camel if he's happy about it?
Christmas is coming.
A song can make or ruin a person's day if they let it get to them.
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same.
Abstraction is often one floor above you.
I think I will buy a red car, or I will lease a blue one.
The waves are crashing on the shore; it is a lovely sight.
What was the person thinking when they discovered cow's milk was fine for human consumption... and why did they do it in the first place!?
Last Friday in three week's time I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard.
Don't step on the broken glass.
A glittering gem is not enough.
I would have gotten the promotion, but I wasn't there to receive it.
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do.
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand. My hand still remembers it quite vividly.
The old apple revels in its authority.
I'd rather be a bird than a fish.
I want to buy a onesie... but know it won't suit me.
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt. How?
Writing a list of random sentences is harder than I initially thought it would be, except that I'm not writing them... :3