Ian Malcolm is funny asf in the Jurassic park books
He essentially gives the same vibes as Jeff Goldblum's Ian Malcolm but quieter(?) Less talkative but not exactly shy yk?
He's so silly
IVE LOVED FHE JURASSIC PARK MOVIES MY WHOLE LIFE BUT MY DAD GOT ME THE BOOKS OMFG IVE NEVER READ ANYTHING SO GOOD (AS AN AVID BOOK ENJOYER) I AM INHALING THIS SHIT AHGHGHDHFGHFHGVHFHFJ JSJCJDFJJ EEEEEE DINOSAUR HEHEHRDFBH SHFHSAHHAHSDHHSJCVNDHCJ DEENOSAURUS
@CRETACEOUSAURUS
Tell.me.when you read it did you imagine the characters as they are in the movies? (Like did Alen grant look.loke.sam.neil in your head)
What I wanted: carnosaur (thought it was just a dinosaur horror story)
What I got: porn
WHY ISTJERE SO MANY SEX SCENES IM GOKNNA THROW UP I THOUGHT IT WAS ABOUT DINOSAUR
@CRETACEOUSAURUS i might know what book you're talking about (flashbacks to me opening a dinosaur book while in a comic store only to see a bunch of freakshit)