My name is Kennedy Trent, and I'm from Ohio. I'm not a particularly interesting person, in my own opinion, but sometimes people tell me I'm funny when I'm trying to be mean. The life of a smartass can be a challenging one. 

The proper way to pronounce often is "offen." No t. I don't even care who I offend with this😂.

I like rain, cats, pizza, Gatorade, hockey, and scented candles.

My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush.

I want a pet lizard. That would be so cool. Like, can someone buy me one? I'll love you forever.

Occasionally I tweet things. You should follow me @ken_tren, and I'll follow you back!

The fictional character I relate to the most is Stingy from LazyTown.

My feet are always cold. Literally always.

I consider myself to be a human trash can.

The best thing about me is my ability to park crooked 2000% of the time. I never cease to amaze my friends and family.

I have the strange habit of calling food "sexy."

I have woken up with scissors in my bed on several different occasions. I have no explanation for this phenomenon.
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  • JoinedApril 2, 2017

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kennedy_trent kennedy_trent Dec 06, 2019 03:38PM
Hello! The second bonus for Fluke is officially up! I hope you enjoy it! :)
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